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Sunday, June 9, 2013

Unicorn Rides

As you may have noticed, there has been a sudden increase in the number of posts in this blog. If you did not notice it, then just forget I ever said that, and imagine that I inserted a fun fact of a unicorn. 

Fun fact: Groupon once had a sale for unicorn rides. Till this day I still regret not buying it. 

You may reminisce about it here. But it is now a thing of the past and we have all missed out on a bargain to ride on unicorns. Dang, why didn't I buy it when it was 57% off at Groupon!

Look how majestic it looks on the Groupon website.

So back to the main point, if you did notice the sudden flood of posts, it's not that I had a sudden inspirational tsunami which made me write 300 posts in one night. I merged my previous blog with this one. So all my parties will now be held only at this address, and not the old one. Or occasionally at my actual home address. I'll invite you because I have no friends to invite.

Anyway, exams are coming and I don't even know what course I'm studying for, yet, or the syllabus, or even the schedule. This is the life of someone who is lazy and never goes to uni. Kids, next time just go to lectures, trust me on this. 

And as a warning, most posts that come after this will most likely be rants of mental breakdown and desperate calls for help and occasionally the I-should-drop-out-of-college-and-pursue-my-dream-of-becoming-an-artist statements. But unfortunately I am not an artist, and these are all normal. And don't forget, tons of Asian Dad memes.

God bless my soul. And my chemistry and biology.

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