Doctor Who?

Dear inconspicuous space on the internet,

You know that feel when you're sorta kinda maybe sick then you pull up all your symptoms on Google, and suddenly hey you've got cancer. Err yea, it's kinda like that. My future job is to tell people to get a healthy diet, eat more fruits and vegetables, but yeah I hardly ever do that with myself. So I get sick really often, to the point that I don't notice it anymore until my doctor tells me hey guess what's up? Your temperature! *ba dum tss* Well now I realise I've got this issue with sugar, no I am not diabetic (I hope??), and I am forever thirsty. Like I'm not even kidding no amount of water helps. But I am very sure I am not diabetic, like 200%, and this is so irritating though I'm guessing it's just dehydration. Anyway, I am really annoyed by this because for the past few hours I have been chugging water like a water bucket. If I were a train I'd go chug chug. ..... Sorry my bad. So to this piece of blank space, I solemnly promise that I will try to cut down on sugar, but no guarantee because I am weak like that.