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Friday, November 7, 2014

Gamble

14. Which is of the following is an adverse effect associated with cabergoline?
(a) Insomnia
(b) Spending more money gambling on poker machines (pokies)
(c) Talking non stop
(d) Dry mouth
(e) Worsening of underlying Parkinson's disease

HA HA HA I seriously don't know. I don't even know what cabergoline is. (It's a medicine for Parkinson's) And the answer is......

B. Cause it's the longest one, why would they waste ink printing that much words if it's not the answer duh?

(Legit. I mean about the answer, not my explanation, but you can choose to believe what you want.)

The heat is on. First exam in a couple of hours and I've covered all the lecture materials. Guess what, they don't help. Every question on the past year papers look like this to me:

From lecture material: Drug X causes nausea and dizziness.

Past year paper:

John takes drug X in the morning with a glass of milk. He goes to work and meets his best friend and suddenly feels dizzy. He falls down and breaks his ankle, his best friend is shocked and calls the ambulance. How long will the ambulance take to arrive?

Err the answer is GG.com?

But I did all the past year papers, so all in all I feel pretty good that I'd pass - if all the questions that come out in the exam later are exactly the same.

Wanna know a fun fact? An abortion pill actually exists. (Ya lah I know not very fun but that's what I have to study for exams k)

But in case I flunk.. I've already got a backup plan.

This. 
Anyone wanna go mop and broom shopping with me? (It's totally like going to Hogwarts, buying brooms and all)

1 comment:

Crystal Foo said...

why u diss my course HAHAHAHAHAHAHA