I had a weird dream last night where I lived in a Japanese temple lolwtf. For some reason I also had to take panadol but I kept spitting them out because they wouldn't go down my throat. So the pills dissolved (???) in my tongue and everyone knows that is the grossest feeling ever. Defied all possible logic because
1. Panadol pills aren't dissolvable like vitamin C pills
2. Why am I even taking that many panadols in the first place?
3. WHY am I living in a temple??
Woke up in the morning and realised I forgot to take my 12398734987 supplement pills the night before. That explains it. I'm taking two for sleep and mood, another two to give me wolverine's instant healing powers, and another two more for everything else that the first four didn't cover. So basically, I'm bulletproof now.
Come at me bro.
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